PLEASE WAIT. OR DON'T.

NEKO IS THINKING...

A CAT. A COIN. ZERO THOUGHTS.

THE COIN YOUR FINANCIAL ADVISOR WARNED YOU ABOUT.

Neko has no roadmap, no utility, and no idea what a blockchain is. Finally, a project with honest fundamentals.

*Check the CA. Neko cannot read it for you.

CA:AJHqMoBpMpujUnbE4vSmPbBduzJBB9GZyeuqZ7M7pump

A close portrait of Neko on a bright green background

THE FACE OF DECENTRALIZED CONFUSION

THE WHITEPAPER (ALL OF IT)

WHAT IS NEKO?

Neko is a cat. $NEKO is a meme coin. That concludes the whitepaper.

While other projects talk about protocols, interoperability, and revolutionary financial infrastructure, Neko is looking at a wall. His tongue is out. The community understands.

“I asked Neko about the token. He blinked.”— Anonymous crypto expert

NEKO IN MOTION.

MATH WAS TOO HARD

TOKENOMICS*

*Subject to change when someone learns how tokens work.

TICKER: $NEKO
CHAIN: SOLANA
SUPPLY: A LOT
TAX: SNACKS
UTILITY: BLEP
VIBES: 100%

The numbers are jokes. The contract address is the serious bit.

Neko holding an empty wallet with yellow paws — LIQUIDITY: VISUALIZED

THREE VERY EASY-ISH STEPS

HOW TO NEKO

1
GET A WALLET
Preferably one with money in it. Neko's is empty.
2
COPY THE CONTRACT
Use the address above. Match every character. Cats cannot type.
3
VERIFY EVERYTHING
Use official links only. Cats cannot recover stolen funds.

CHECK THE CA. Ignore lookalikes. Match every character before doing anything silly.

A PLAN, ALLEGEDLY

THE ROADMAP??

Neko holding a large bowl of ramen

PHASE 1

Eat ramen

Build community. Lose password. Find password under the bowl.

Neko riding a black scooter

PHASE 2

Acquire scooter

Move fast. Break nothing. Neko is going approximately 4 mph.

Neko taking a selfie in front of a black sports car

PHASE 3

Pretend it is a Lambo

Take one photo near a sports car. Immediately become a founder.

Neko sitting beside a tall stack of money

PHASE 4

Become suspiciously liquid

Sit next to a pile of fake money. Refuse to explain anything.

VERY IMPORTANT RESEARCH

THE NEKO CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

Every image is a utility. Please do not ask what that means.

Neko staring into the middle distance with tongue out — The original blep

Close portrait of Neko with wide blue eyes — Board meeting face

Neko posing against a bright blue background — Blue-chip asset

Neko holding an empty wallet — Current liquidity

Neko taking a selfie in front of a black sports car — Definitely my car

Neko resting on packing material in an office — Working from box

Neko raising a paw beside a green puzzle cube — Green candle academy

Neko holding stacks of cash inside an elevator — Elevator pitch

Neko holding a bright green toy money blaster — Financial advice machine

Neko relaxing on a bed surrounded by novelty money — Diversified portfolio

Close portrait of Neko on a bright green background — Green means good

Neko wearing a straw hat and holding ramen — Ramen-backed reserve

Neko at dinner while a woman points dramatically — Community feedback

Neko sitting outdoors on a sunny day — Touching grass

Neko sitting next to a mountain of novelty money — Modest treasury

Close portrait of Neko on a neon green background — The face of DeFi

Neko peeking from behind a wall — Watching the chart

Neko opening a door while holding a mug — GM. You awake?

Neko holding a rainbow umbrella and green balloon — Weather: bullish

Neko riding a black scooter — Roadmap transportation

Neko holding a phone while wearing headphones — Mobile trading desk

Neko holding an oversized fan of game cards — Draw four. Then HODL.

QUESTIONS NOBODY ASKED

FAQ (FREQUENTLY AVOIDED QUESTIONS)

IS THIS FINANCIAL ADVICE?

No. This is a website about a cat with his tongue out.

WHAT IS THE CONTRACT ADDRESS?

AJHqMoBpMpujUnbE4vSmPbBduzJBB9GZyeuqZ7M7pump

WEN MOON?

Moon appears most nights. Look up.

WHY NEKO?

Because look at him.