PLEASE WAIT. OR DON'T.

NEKO IS THINKING...

A CAT. A COIN. ZERO THOUGHTS.

THE COIN YOUR FINANCIAL ADVISOR WARNED YOU ABOUT.

Neko has no roadmap, no utility, and no idea what a blockchain is. Finally, a project with honest fundamentals.

*You cannot. It is not live yet. Calm down.

CA:TBA_AFTER_NAP

A close portrait of Neko on a bright green background

THE FACE OF DECENTRALIZED CONFUSION

THE WHITEPAPER (ALL OF IT)

WHAT IS NEKO?

Neko is a cat. $NEKO is a meme coin. That concludes the whitepaper.

While other projects talk about protocols, interoperability, and revolutionary financial infrastructure, Neko is looking at a wall. His tongue is out. The community understands.

“I asked Neko about the token. He blinked.”— Anonymous crypto expert

NEKO IN MOTION.

MATH WAS TOO HARD

TOKENOMICS*

*Subject to change when someone learns how tokens work.

TICKER: $NEKO
CHAIN: TBA
SUPPLY: A LOT
TAX: SNACKS
UTILITY: BLEP
VIBES: 100%

These are jokes, not on-chain facts. Actual details will appear here before any launch.

Neko holding an empty wallet with yellow paws — LIQUIDITY: VISUALIZED

THREE VERY EASY-ISH STEPS

HOW TO NEKO

1
GET A WALLET
Preferably one with money in it. Neko's is empty.
2
WAIT FOR LAUNCH
The contract and official links are not published yet.
3
VERIFY EVERYTHING
Use official links only. Cats cannot recover stolen funds.

NOT LIVE. If somebody is selling $NEKO before this page shows a verified contract, that is not this sleepy cat.

A PLAN, ALLEGEDLY

THE ROADMAP??

Neko holding a large bowl of ramen

PHASE 1

Eat ramen

Build community. Lose password. Find password under the bowl.

Neko riding a black scooter

PHASE 2

Acquire scooter

Move fast. Break nothing. Neko is going approximately 4 mph.

Neko taking a selfie in front of a black sports car

PHASE 3

Pretend it is a Lambo

Take one photo near a sports car. Immediately become a founder.

Neko sitting beside a tall stack of money

PHASE 4

Become suspiciously liquid

Sit next to a pile of fake money. Refuse to explain anything.

VERY IMPORTANT RESEARCH

THE NEKO CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

Every image is a utility. Please do not ask what that means.

Neko staring into the middle distance with tongue out — The original blep

Close portrait of Neko with wide blue eyes — Board meeting face

Neko posing against a bright blue background — Blue-chip asset

Neko holding an empty wallet — Current liquidity

Neko taking a selfie in front of a black sports car — Definitely my car

Neko resting on packing material in an office — Working from box

Neko raising a paw beside a green puzzle cube — Green candle academy

Neko holding stacks of cash inside an elevator — Elevator pitch

Neko holding a bright green toy money blaster — Financial advice machine

Neko relaxing on a bed surrounded by novelty money — Diversified portfolio

Close portrait of Neko on a bright green background — Green means good

Neko wearing a straw hat and holding ramen — Ramen-backed reserve

Neko at dinner while a woman points dramatically — Community feedback

Neko sitting outdoors on a sunny day — Touching grass

Neko sitting next to a mountain of novelty money — Modest treasury

Close portrait of Neko on a neon green background — The face of DeFi

Neko peeking from behind a wall — Watching the chart

Neko opening a door while holding a mug — GM. You awake?

Neko holding a rainbow umbrella and green balloon — Weather: bullish

Neko riding a black scooter — Roadmap transportation

Neko holding a phone while wearing headphones — Mobile trading desk

Neko holding an oversized fan of game cards — Draw four. Then HODL.

QUESTIONS NOBODY ASKED

FAQ (FREQUENTLY AVOIDED QUESTIONS)

IS THIS FINANCIAL ADVICE?

No. This is a website about a cat with his tongue out.

WHAT IS THE CONTRACT ADDRESS?

Not published. Never trust an address from random replies.

WEN MOON?

Moon appears most nights. Look up.

WHY NEKO?

Because look at him.